When you make your friend laugh while drinking something and they almost choke to death
last year my chemistry teacher dropped something and yelled “zoo wee mama” and i laughed so hard i passed out and i woke up in the nurses office
Nothing in the world can bother you as much as your own mind, I tell you. In fact, others seem to be bothering you, but it is not others, it is your own mind.
— Sri Sri Ravi Shankar (via cosmofilius)