May 2013
thethismanyboyfriendsclub:
I’m gonna start calling boys by the wrong name on purpose to remind them how unimportant they are
yugoslavic:
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
westbor0baptistchurch:
When you make your friend laugh while drinking something and they almost choke to death
kidouyuuto:
last year my chemistry teacher dropped something and yelled “zoo wee mama” and i laughed so hard i passed out and i woke up in the nurses office
“Nothing in the world can bother you as much as your own mind, I tell you. In...”
– Sri Sri Ravi Shankar (via cosmofilius)
fasterfood:
it is day 7 of being stranded in the desert. “hey is it hot in here or is it just me” i say to myself. i may be losing my mind, but i am gaining self confidence
tupacabra:
“…and that’s my presentation.”
sirnonamstell:
remember when pete got a ticket
